We take a standard pet photo and digitally rework it using advanced design techniques to create a detailed, stylized artwork with a hand-crafted feel. Be aware that because it is ART there may be some slight differences between your pet and the final artwork - however we take every care to make it as close to the likeness of your furry baby.
We are an now an online retailer that started as a bricks and mortar clothing store in 2009 in Melbourne, Australia.
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Psychological Report for your Pet - Custom Unisex Tee
Regular price
$109.99
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$69.99
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- ⚡️100% Soft Premium Cotton
- ⚡️5-10 day delivery worldwide
- ⚡️Size Up For Oversized Look
- ⚡Perfect Gift for Pet Lovers
- ⚡Created with Love by Real Pet People
Shipping Policy:
- We ship to all locations within the United States, Canada, Australia, UK, EU, NZ
🌍 Shipping Times (Standard)
United States 🇺🇸
Standard: 2–3 business days
Australia 🇦🇺
Standard: 3–6 business days
Austria 🇦🇹
Standard: 2–6 business days
Canada 🇨🇦
Standard: 2–5 business days
EFTA / Northern Europe 🌐
Standard: 5–15 business days
France 🇫🇷
Standard: 2–6 business days
Germany 🇩🇪
Standard: 2–6 business days
New Zealand 🇳🇿
Standard: 5–10 business days
Portugal 🇵🇹
Standard: 2–6 business days
Rest of Europe 🌍
Standard: 5–10 business days
Spain 🇪🇸
Standard: 2–6 business days
United Kingdom 🇬🇧
Standard: 2–3 business days
- Shipping information will be sent from 1-2 days as soon as we have completed your artwork ❤️
- As we provide free shipping the best possible shipping time is provided for you!
Returns Policy
- If there is a fault or print issues with your product please head to our returns portal. For Custom Items we do not refund or exchange unless theres an issue with printing or quality.
Your pet's behavioral issues, officially documented.
This mock therapy session print features your pet’s face and a fake diagnosis — like “Main Character Syndrome” or “Terminal Zoomies.” Snarky, brutal, and wildly accurate.
Custom Options:
✔ Pet photo
✔ “3 x Presenting issues”
Great for cats with delusions of grandeur, dogs who ignore boundaries, or people who talk about their pets like exes.
Product features
- Made from specially spun fibers for strong and smooth fabric
- Ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Classic fit for comfy wear
- Ethically made with 100% US cotton
- Customisable with pet's photo and issues
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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100% Satisfaction Guarantee
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Free Shipping For Life
Testimonials
Why Our Customers Love Our Hand Designed Tees
"I Didn’t Expect to Cry!:
I thought it’d be a fun shirt, but when I opened the package and saw my dog’s face in that design — I actually teared up. It’s so well done, and the print quality is perfect. Can’t recommend it enough.
New York, NY
"Best Gift I’ve Ever Given"
I got this for my sister and she lost it (in the best way). The custom artwork captured her cat’s weird little expression perfectly. She wears it constantly — now I need one for myself!
Los Angeles, CA
"Way Cooler Than I Expected”
I assumed it’d be a basic print job, but this looks like real art. People ask me where I got it all the time. Fast shipping, great fit, and the design totally pops.
Chicago, IL
Frequently Asked Questions
We can work with most photos — even the silly ones! For best results, make sure your pet's face is visible, the lighting is decent (natural is best), and the photo isn’t too blurry. Don’t worry — we enhance every image into a studio-style portrait.
Your pet’s image is transformed using advanced AI art tools trained to produce photo-real, artistic renderings. We may slightly adjust your pet’s pose, posture, or expression to match the design style you’ve chosen — whether it’s a mugshot, movie poster, or office portrait. Every design is reviewed and fine-tuned by our team to make sure it still feels uniquely them.
Yes! You can pick from six unique themes when ordering: Employee of the Month, Mugshot, Therapy Notes, Dating Profile, Movie Poster, or Incoming Call.
We print on soft, high-quality unisex cotton tees that feel great and last. Sizing is standard. If you like a looser or oversized look, we recommend sizing up.
Yes — just select “Send a mock-up?” on the order product page and choose “Yes”. We’ll email your mock-up within 1–2 business days. Please reply within 24 hours to approve or request changes. If we don’t hear back, we’ll go ahead with your order to avoid delays.
Artwork is created within 1–2 business days. Printing and shipping takes 3–7 business days depending on your location. You’ll receive tracking once it ships.
Because each shirt is custom-made with your pet’s photo, we don’t accept returns for change of mind. But if there’s a problem — such as damage, a misprint, or wrong item — we’ll fix it for you right away.
\Yes! We work with fulfillment partners in several countries to ship your order as locally as possible. That means faster delivery and lower shipping costs for you.
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