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Fake Dating Bio for your Pet - Custom Unisex Tee

Regular price   $109.99 Sale price   $69.99 Save 36%

  • ⚡️100% Soft Premium Cotton
  • ⚡️5-10 day delivery worldwide
  • ⚡️Size Up For Oversized Look
  • ⚡Perfect Gift for Pet Lovers
  • ⚡Created with Love by Real Pet People
EG you can fill in the gaps: I’m a [breed], [emotional trait], [quirk #1], and likely to [quirk #2] after [trigger]

You must respond with a yes or no within 24 hours of our ART PREVIEW email or your order will go in for printing to keep our system moving.

Shipping Policy:

  • We ship to all locations within the United States, Canada, Australia, UK, EU, NZ

🌍 Shipping Times (Standard)

United States 🇺🇸

Standard: 2–3 business days

Australia 🇦🇺

Standard: 3–6 business days

Austria 🇦🇹

Standard: 2–6 business days

Canada 🇨🇦

Standard: 2–5 business days

EFTA / Northern Europe 🌐

Standard: 5–15 business days

France 🇫🇷

Standard: 2–6 business days

Germany 🇩🇪

Standard: 2–6 business days

New Zealand 🇳🇿

Standard: 5–10 business days

Portugal 🇵🇹

Standard: 2–6 business days

Rest of Europe 🌍

Standard: 5–10 business days

Spain 🇪🇸

Standard: 2–6 business days

United Kingdom 🇬🇧

Standard: 2–3 business days

  • Shipping information will be sent from 1-2 days as soon as we have completed your artwork ❤️

  • As we provide free shipping the best possible shipping time is provided for you!

Returns Policy

  • If there is a fault or print issues with your product please head to our returns portal. For Custom Items we do not refund or exchange unless theres an issue with printing or quality.

Finally, your pets wild dating life is out in the open.
Introducing the Sniffr Profile – a fake Tinder-style bio that exposes your pet's quirks, red flags, and irresistible charm.

Whether they’re a “former bad boy, now reformed snuggler” or “ghosting since 2019,” the hilarious custom profile options are as follows

Custom Options:

Your pet's photo, front and center

A swipe-worthy fake dating bio (written by you)

Custom name, age & breed

Perfect for:

  • pet's owners with a twisted sense of humor

  • Gifts 

  • Pet memorials with flair

  • T-shirt prints, wall art, or digital profiles

Swipe right and make your dog famous.

Customizable. Funny as hell. No commitment required. great for pet-themed holidays, celebrations, birthdays, gifts.

IMPORTANT NOTE: The photo of your pet will be regenerated and retouched to fit the theme of the tshirt. 

Product features
- Shoulder tape for stability
- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity
- Made from strong and smooth fabric
- 100% cotton for comfort
- Ethically sourced and produced

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

  • No Compromises In Quality
  • 100% Satisfaction Guarantee
  • Free Shipping For Life

Before

After

How Do We Do It?

We take a standard pet photo and digitally rework it using advanced design techniques to create a detailed, stylized artwork with a hand-crafted feel. Be aware that because it is ART there may be some slight differences between your pet and the final artwork - however we take every care to make it as close to the likeness of your furry baby.

Based on over 200+ Reviews

Testimonials

Why Our Customers Love Our Hand Designed Tees

"High Quality"
"Fun Product"
"Meaningful gift"
"Real Art"
"I Didn’t Expect to Cry!:

I thought it’d be a fun shirt, but when I opened the package and saw my dog’s face in that design — I actually teared up. It’s so well done, and the print quality is perfect. Can’t recommend it enough.

Esther
New York, NY
"Best Gift I’ve Ever Given"

I got this for my sister and she lost it (in the best way). The custom artwork captured her cat’s weird little expression perfectly. She wears it constantly — now I need one for myself!

Karla
Los Angeles, CA
"Way Cooler Than I Expected”

I assumed it’d be a basic print job, but this looks like real art. People ask me where I got it all the time. Fast shipping, great fit, and the design totally pops.

Lars
Chicago, IL

Frequently Asked Questions

We can work with most photos — even the silly ones! For best results, make sure your pet's face is visible, the lighting is decent (natural is best), and the photo isn’t too blurry. Don’t worry — we enhance every image into a studio-style portrait.

Your pet’s image is transformed using advanced AI art tools trained to produce photo-real, artistic renderings. We may slightly adjust your pet’s pose, posture, or expression to match the design style you’ve chosen — whether it’s a mugshot, movie poster, or office portrait. Every design is reviewed and fine-tuned by our team to make sure it still feels uniquely them.

Yes! You can pick from six unique themes when ordering: Employee of the Month, Mugshot, Therapy Notes, Dating Profile, Movie Poster, or Incoming Call.

We print on soft, high-quality unisex cotton tees that feel great and last. Sizing is standard. If you like a looser or oversized look, we recommend sizing up.

Yes — just select “Send a mock-up?” on the order product page and choose “Yes”. We’ll email your mock-up within 1–2 business days. Please reply within 24 hours to approve or request changes. If we don’t hear back, we’ll go ahead with your order to avoid delays.

Artwork is created within 1–2 business days. Printing and shipping takes 3–7 business days depending on your location. You’ll receive tracking once it ships.

Because each shirt is custom-made with your pet’s photo, we don’t accept returns for change of mind. But if there’s a problem — such as damage, a misprint, or wrong item — we’ll fix it for you right away.

\Yes! We work with fulfillment partners in several countries to ship your order as locally as possible. That means faster delivery and lower shipping costs for you.

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