"Perfect gift idea — My sister loved the cat shirt as she has two crazy cats. Next my older sister. Will need a Tabby cat Shirt for her!"
- Sarah M. - Sydney
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Physically Slaying Mentally Decaying Dog Tee by Electrik Land
$49.95
- Soft Cotton
- Vintage Style Design
- Excellent Gift
- Fast Shipping
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The Physically Slaying Mentally Decaying Dog Tee is proof that chaos is cross-species. Perfect gift for dog lovers, overthinkers, and burnout icons who need humor with their therapy. Made from 100% cotton with a relaxed fit for humans on the edge of glory.
The design shows a smiling dog emerging from dreamy vapor clouds with bold gothic lettering “Physically Slaying Mentally Decaying.” Equal parts wholesome and tragic — just like you.
Product features
Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment and prevents stretching
Knitted in one piece without side seams to reduce fabric waste
Ribbed knit collar without seam retains its shape
Made from specially spun fibers for strong and smooth fabric
Ethically made with 100% US cotton and Oeko-Tex certified for safety
Care instructions
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Do not iron
Do not dryclean
Machine wash: cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F)
Tumble dry: low heat
Shipping Policy:
- We ship to all locations within the United States, Canada, Australia, UK, EU, NZ
🌍 Shipping Times (Standard)
United States 🇺🇸
Standard: 2–3 business days
Australia 🇦🇺
Standard: 3–6 business days
Austria 🇦🇹
Standard: 2–6 business days
Canada 🇨🇦
Standard: 2–5 business days
EFTA / Northern Europe 🌐
Standard: 5–15 business days
France 🇫🇷
Standard: 2–6 business days
Germany 🇩🇪
Standard: 2–6 business days
New Zealand 🇳🇿
Standard: 5–10 business days
Portugal 🇵🇹
Standard: 2–6 business days
Rest of Europe 🌍
Standard: 5–10 business days
Spain 🇪🇸
Standard: 2–6 business days
United Kingdom 🇬🇧
Standard: 2–3 business days
- Shipping information will be sent from 1-2 days as soon as your item has been packed ❤️
- As we provide free shipping the best possible shipping time is provided for you!
Returns Policy
- If there is a fault or print issues with your product please head to our returns portal. For Custom Items we do not refund or exchange unless theres an issue with printing or quality.
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"The print looks like a piece of vintage art. I’ve already had two people ask me where I got it. Fits true to size and feels like a statement piece, not just another T-shirt."
- John D. - L.A.
"Love the retro vibe — it’s stylish without being over the top. The quality of the print is sharp and the shirt washes really well. Definitely my new go-to casual tee."
- Tia L. - NYC
"Great Brand. Got myself a great Halloween Cat T-Shirt."
- Mike R.
"Love this brands designs. They design it all themselves apparently. I bought the cool Only Fangs Vampire T !"
- Lisa K. - Melbourne
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
We ship worldwide, because sarcasm shouldn’t have borders.
Each Electrik Land T-shirt is printed in your country of origin through our network of trusted print partners.
That means faster delivery, lower carbon emissions, and your shirt is made just for you — no mass-produced junk, ever.
All our tees are true-to-size unisex fits.
If you like a relaxed look, size up once; if you like a fitted vibe, stay with your usual.
Machine-wash cold, tumble-dry low, skip the iron—sarcasm looks best slightly rumpled.
Yes. Every slogan, color combo, and font crime is conceived in-house by the mildly overcaffeinated Electrik Land team.
We don’t lift clip-art or resell bulk prints; we create original designs built to stand out in the algorithm and at brunch.
Search engines love the phrase “original artwork” almost as much as your friends love pretending they discovered you first.
We actually design for humans who roll their eyes, not their sleeves.
Every shirt is printed on ethically made, 100 % US cotton with smooth seams, soft texture, and humor that lasts longer than trends.
In search-speak: durable material, eco-conscious production, and original artwork—so Google and your wardrobe both think you have taste.
Shipping Policy:
- We ship to all locations within the United States, Canada, Australia, UK, EU, NZ
🌍 Shipping Times (Standard)
United States 🇺🇸
Standard: 2–3 business days
Australia 🇦🇺
Standard: 3–6 business days
Austria 🇦🇹
Standard: 2–6 business days
Canada 🇨🇦
Standard: 2–5 business days
EFTA / Northern Europe 🌐
Standard: 5–15 business days
France 🇫🇷
Standard: 2–6 business days
Germany 🇩🇪
Standard: 2–6 business days
New Zealand 🇳🇿
Standard: 5–10 business days
Portugal 🇵🇹
Standard: 2–6 business days
Rest of Europe 🌍
Standard: 5–10 business days
Spain 🇪🇸
Standard: 2–6 business days
United Kingdom 🇬🇧
Standard: 2–3 business days
- Shipping information will be sent from 1-2 days as soon as we have packed your goods.
- As we provide free shipping the best possible shipping time is provided for you!
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Absolutely. Every tee ships ready to wrap (or not wrap—your call).
They’re the perfect gift for dog lovers, coffee addicts, introverts, or anyone fluent in sarcasm.
That combination of humor + quality fabric makes them the kind of “funny T-shirt” people actually wear, not bury in a drawer.
We can exchange or refund if there’s a problem — such as damage, a misprint, or wrong item — we’ll fix it for you right away. Head to our returns portal. We don't refund for change of mind.
